Jersey was a million times better than Ohio. And it was friggin' Jersey. But that was beside the point and Diana wasn't going to get into it.

Anyway, New York was superior. And California was the best.

She shook her head. "I don't really know," she admitted. "I've never actually been to Hell before. I mean, I guess I always expected to end up here but...it's not like I know the rules."

Of course, she'd read every holy text imaginable, describing the afterlife of the wicked. The only thing they all truly agreed about was torment and torture, but the form in which it took varied so considerably, there was no good way to establish the rules. She was sure there was more coming than just Ohio. She just had no predictions. Other than pain.